Sunday, May 01, 2005

Right From The Start

In the tradition of "Deliver Us from Evil: Defeating Terrorism, Despotism, and Liberalism by Sean Hannity", "The Enemy Within: Saving America from the Liberal Assault on Our Schools, Faith, and Military by Michael Savage", and "Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism by Ann Coulter", I came up with my own republican book title:

Right from the Start: Raising Your Children Conservative and Protecting Them from the Lies of the Left

Note the (triple!) pun on the word "Right", the standard "Clever Phrase: Lengthier Invective" construction, the two uses of alliteration, and the requisite demonization of the left.

I'm not sure who gets to author the book. Maybe it could be a superstar collaboration between Hannity, Savage, and Coulter. I do know who writes the foreword: Bill O'Reilly, who will be credited as "author of 'The O'Reilly Factor for Kids: A Survival Guide for America's Families'".


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