Sunday, August 05, 2007

Q: How can you tell I saved a ton of money at Costco?

A: Because I went in intending to buy one or two things and left with $180 of other stuff.

On the up side, I have enough toilet paper to last until the apocalypse.

This poses the question: Is it possible to look cool carrying all that toilet paper past the babes at my apartment complex's pool? Answer: I sure hope so.



At 6:44 PM, August 23, 2007, Anonymous craigr said...

In the event of an apocalypse, the babes at the pool will know where to go. :)


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