Snake in a mutha-f*ckin' car.And there ain't a GOD-DAMN thing you can do about it.
Someone on fark just asked how to get a well-fed and satisfied seven-foot boa constrictor out of the dashboard of their car. They've already had two herpetologists on the case, but no luck yet. Events are unfolding as I type! I can't wait to see how this turns out.
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